Club Insomnya is a privately owned dance club that is open to all. It is the home of the Crazy Dancefloors team and has a regular event with the same name.
Crazy Dancefloors event[]
The Crazy Dancefloors team involves and plays with all the guests in both Local chat and on the dance floor — all without getting naked. Both VIP and green Basic-users can join in with the same dances at Club Insomnya.
Guests can sequence dance with the team and win rays, outfits and sometimes even layouts without having to answer trivia question.
There are many special themed events with outfit competitions. DJ Insomnya_Sin is the house DJ and leader. You can view their calendar here.
If you don't hear music in the club, click here to hear the stream.
Dancing the Crazy Dancefloor way[]
Note: Several auto-translations of this section are available in Deutsch (German), Española (Spanish), Française (French), Italiana (Italian), Magyar (Hungarian) and Русский (Russian).
Follow Local chat to hear instructions being called out like Ready, Go, 4. This means that the guests click slot 4 in their Quickbar or even faster, with the mouse focussed on the dance floor, click the number key 4 across the top of the keyboard. Ensure that the Quickbar Repeat button ∞ is on.
Setting up your Quickbar[]
Click the List icon 
under the blue arrow at the top left of the screen to open the Quickbar's Edit window.
Find an empty slot-set row in your Quickbar using the 
and 
icons. If you don't have an empty row, choose one that you don't use and remove the actions by clicking once, then clicking in an empty area on your screen.
Drag the following Dance Club dances into an empty slot-set row on your Quickbar by clicking the action then dragging and dropping onto the Quickbar.
Quickbar 'A' (the dances that are always used)[]
| Slot | Female Action | Male Action |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Sway Loops
|
 Sway Loops
|
| 2 |  The Macarena
|
 Throw Your Hands
|
| 3 |  Gather Push Out
|
 Gather Push Out
|
| 4 |  Running Man
|
 Running Man
|
| 5 |  Guitar Jam
|
 Guitar Jam
|
| 6 |  Point Hearts
|
 Point Hearts
|
| 7 |  Its You
|
 Its You
|
| 8 |  Slow Smoothly
|
 Slow Smoothly
|
| 9 |  Snappy Loop
|
 Snappy Loop
|
| 0 |  Uhuh Head Shake
|
 Uhuh Head Shake
|
Once you have the dances in the Quickbar, close the Edit list using the X button on the right. The Quickbar, called Quickbar A in the club, looks like this:
| Female | 
|
| Male | 
|
Quickbar 'B'[]
Sometimes an alternative Quickbar, known as Quickbar B is used. place the following actions on a different Quickbar row to the first as shown above. Note that dances in slots 3,8 and 9 are the same as those in the original Quickbar A.
| Slot | Female Action | Male Action |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Arm Loop
|
 Arm Loop
|
| 2 |  Push Away
|
 Push Away
|
| 3 | Gather Push Out
|
Gather Push Out
|
| 4 |  Point Victory
|
 Point Victory
|
| 5 |  Oh No Snap
|
 Oh No Snap
|
| 6 |  Presents
|
 Presents
|
| 7 |  Jive Snaps
|
 Jive Snaps
|
| 8 | Slow Smoothly
|
Slow Smoothly
|
| 9 | Snappy Loop
|
Snappy Loop
|
| 0 |  Razz Matazz
|
 Razz Matazz
|
Quickbar B looks like this:
| Female | 
|
| Male | 
|
Dancing with a hula hoop[]
The Crazy Dancefloors Team play synchronised hula hoop. To follow the the team you need the Play with a Hula Hoop action 
to be in the Quickbar on a different row to the dances.
To start the hula hoop, first stop dancing by either typing /drop into the Chat panel or clicking the active dance at the end of the Quickbar. Next, find and click the Hula action in the Quickbar. The Hula action shows three new sub-action buttons under the Quickbar and on your Action list on the right of the screen.
Follow Local chat to hear instructions being called out like Ready, Go, 1. This means that guests click the first icon under their Quickbar or the top Hula action in the Action list. Note that now, the keys across the top of the keyboard do nothing. Ensure that the Quickbar Repeat button ∞ is off.
| Call |
Action |
|---|---|
| 1 |  Hula Leg Move
|
| 2 |  Hula Neck Move
|
| 3 |  Hula Arm Move
|
To stop the Hula and return to dancing, go into your Closet 
and back again, then find the correct Quickbar row using the and icons. Start a dance then click the Quickbar Repeat button ∞ on.
Pole Dancing[]
Sometimes we pole dance. Place the following actions on an empty Quickbar row. The pole dances are not retained in your Quickbar when you restart the game. Note that only females can pole dance.
| Slot | Female Action |
|---|---|
| 1 |  Saunter Around Pole
|
| 2 |  Grind Down and Groove
|
| 3 |  Grab and Kiss Pole
|
| 4 |  Pirouette
|
| 5 |  Vleg extension
|
| 6 |  Martini 1
|
| 7 |  Goddess
|
| 8 |  Back Spin 1
|
| 9 |  Diamond Bracket 1
|
| 0 |  Attitude 3
|
The pole dance Quickbar looks like this:
| Female | 
|
Hiring the Crazy Dancefloors Team[]
The Crazy Dancefloors Team are a group of seven party animators who specialise in synchronized dancing. They both play with and involve the guests in Local chat and on the dance floor without getting naked. To hire the team for your event please contact here.